Hey, I’m sorry, Ethan. None of this ever happened when just you were out. You know what they say, one gay’s a snooze, two is a hilarious hate crime.
Hey, I’m sorry, Ethan. None of this ever happened when just you were out. You know what they say, one gay’s a snooze, two is a hilarious hate crime.
girl: *stares outside of window on train, looking pensive*
boy: she’s so beautiful, so thoughtful, my manic pixie Dream girl
girl: *to herself* how many donuts can i stuff in my mouth at 1 time
I think I can officially divide my life into two different time periods:
1. Before “Love, Simon” (gay)
2. After “Love, Simon” (primal, complete, perfect, ultra-gay)
hey no offense but why and how do british people look british. they open their mouth and make a british noise and its like. yeah you look like u would make that noise. whats up with that
uncool-anna
chickeynuggets
featured: sleepy kitten argues with me about getting up.
Featured: the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces
[offscreen voice] “hey.”
cat: “wahhh?? waaah?”
“what.”
“wehhh…”
“yeah I know. we’ve gotta get up.”
“wehhhh!”
“we’ve gotta get up.”
“waahhhhh!”
“we do!”
“waa–”
